My trip to the gastrointerologist

Watch this site for the exciting story of living with ulcers and loving it. I think this Blog for the fab Simpsons is a great idea. Thanks Chuckie! I'm having trouble(big trouble ) posting pictures though. I do have quite an extensive series of the rosy gum tissue of many. I would also like to post a picture of "Doris of the French Foreign Legion", our most senior and honorary member of the Simpson Family Blog. I hope everyone had a great 4rth. I rode on the stinking Round Valley UMC float once again this year and it was pretty suckadiche. The parade consisted of 88 firetrucks, 3 bands, some classic cars, Hitler Youth( junior police league), assorted freakish rollerbladers in unitards, Irish stepdancers, and the float I was on. This featured bad gospel music, a poor sound system, and the disgraced mayor of Lebanon, a figure of much controversy in this tiny burb. As we rounded the final corner, a small group of young boys blasted us with super soaker water guns. This really angered me, so good Christian that I am ,I retaliated(turned the other cheek) and flung bottles of water from the float at them. No word on whether we won a prize or not.