Wednesday, August 31, 2005

upon hearing the news that El Presidente Jorge Bush would interrupt his 8 week vacation to visit the underwater town of New Orleans.

word is bushy will leave the ranch tomorrow morning at 9:30 am following his power mt. bike ride. he will fly into Louisiana by chopper, look out the window as his airship passes over the french quarter, toss some of our money out the window, and then return to the ranch in time to watch The Andy Griffith Show with the First Lady at 3 pm on nick in the afternoon.

now that's leadership!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Are you guys celebrating Dubya's emergency disaster relief plan? Must be to be that happy.

August 31, 2005  
Blogger Huntie said...

As long as you're talking politics, this is sort of lost on the back page given the current disaster. But…

Have you guys noticed what Long John Bolton ace unconfirmed international minister of what's right is up to at the UN? It is UFB. The new era of Bismarck's Realpolitik is upon us. We even have the detached regent.

August 31, 2005  
Blogger Junglechina said...

Re revoltin Bolton, hes come late to the party but is making up for lost time. Whos in charge of policy here? Bush signed the agreement from the G8 meeting, but now Johnny-boy wants to delete most references to poverty, aids, envirionmental issues( if the Kyoto Treaty is not mentioned it doesn't exist right?) in the UN reform document.Lets throw our weight around and try to punish those UN dicks for not backing us in our illegal war, lets get England pissed at us too. We don't need no stinkin allies.

August 31, 2005  
Blogger Bill Simpson said...

johnny b. is dicky c.'s bulldog. the shit they're pulling in the UN was planned in the 1st term but they never really thought the american people would elect the stupidest american prez since franklin pierce to a 2nd term. and when we did those crazy cowboys decided to go for broke and put all their crazy cowboy plans into motion.

the thing i wonder is: why? what are they hoping to accomplish? is having virtually every country around the world hate us somehow a good thing? what's with all the antagonism?

August 31, 2005  
Blogger Huntie said...

That's why I mentioned Realpolitik- power as a basis for influence. With power, economic and otherwise, who needs friends. That's the only explanation this crazy behavior. (or at least part of it)

September 01, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but don't these guys read history? don't they see what happened to germany? and Japan? and china? and virtually every other power that attempts to isolate itself. hell, they should read friedman's the world is flat & they could see that their way is no way. huntie, can't u write dick a letter. u guys are both into guns. he'd listen to u.

September 01, 2005  

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