Nora and George's Excellent Trip

We had dinner with Nora and George Friday in the midst of their whirlwind New England tour. The next day we took a scenic walk along the coast, but a cold wind came a-howlin' and the tour came quickly to an end. We bade them a fond adieu and they headed for their next destination in their hot mini-SUV, which has a camera in the rear end and a TV you watch whilst you're backing up. I had not seen this doo-dad before and thought what a great idea. Soon people will have tiny cameras implanted in the backs of their heads and they won't have to turn around to see where they're coming from or if anyone's gaining on them. This will give them a few extra seconds to lock and load. Yes, this is a true technological advancement that the cave men and aboriginals of every stripe could have used, what with all them saber-tooth tigers and slave traders lurking around. Thanks for the visit, George and Nora. It's always nice to see folks from the old country.