Vito and Mumu

Young Vito Tagglione and the debutante Mumu Blueblood had their first official date last nite. They had dinner at the Breast Factory, then took in an early showing of Anna Montana: Up in Ashes.

Mumu's father chaperoned and purportedly told Vito at the end of the evening that he was sorry but his head (Vito's) was simply not large enough to have a future in the Blueblood family.

Mumu's head, it is rumored, not withstanding her belly, contains approximately 87% of the youngster's overall body weight.