Milestones

Harp's ready for the lake.

Evie's on her feet.

4 Years Old

 leah is a girl of strong moods

 she can be soft and cuddly and hard like steel.

 will's a cool customer

 amusing, pensive, creative

 the old man is old

 but still strong like bull

these two came in with bobby obama but i suspect they'll be around a lot longer

Orders from Chairman Mao

Guns, dead kids, politics, women, leadership, questions.

Sorry, I can't edit out the commercial, and it's pretty long, but if you've got  a few minutes, it's worth listening to.

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People, do you think Congress is actually going to do anything about gun violence in the wake of the Newtown shootings?

You may be wondering what conceivable argument gun lovers could have about hanging on to those monster bullet clips. For the answer, let us turn to — yes! — Lindsey Graham. The senator from South Carolina wanted to know what people were supposed to do with a lousy two-bullet shotgun “in an environment where the law and order has broken down, whether it’s a hurricane, national disaster, earthquake, terrorist attack, cyberattack where the power goes down and the dam’s broken and chemicals have been released into the air and law enforcement is really not able to respond and people take advantage of that lawless environment.”

Do you think Graham spends a lot of time watching old episodes of “Doomsday Preppers?” Does he worry about zombies? That definitely would require a lot of firepower.

We should forgive every lawmaker who will go on the record as saying they refuse to support gun control because of the zombie threat. Otherwise, it’s pretty inexcusable.

GAIL COLLINS

Senators Bearing Arms. NYT March 9, 2012

Captiva 2013

my 3 white kids