Groupie

rumors have been flying since the simpson brothers' adirondack sojourn that loose women accompanied the boys on their annual mountain trek. but despite the shit-eating grins on this mob of horny spandex-ed pigs, we did not, i repeat, we did not have sex with this woman. well, the birthday boy, who refused to partake of this portrait, did have a little fling along the banks of old lake champlain, but it amounted to nothing but a quick dip in chilly waters.

fear not, girls, your men are pure